Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette-lou
!
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds !
HumbertoMacMillanar
How do salespeople traditionally greet each
other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
GaelIzrealFf
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the
world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.
GormainCarrickml
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
what would
he be called?
A subordinate claus.
ChoilleichBalgairOS
How many cafeteria staff does it take to
change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've
just cashed up."
CharlesWyntoneK
Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
GuillaumeArwystliQs
My
friend is so stupid he thinks
that an autograph is a chart showing sales
figures for cars.
BhraghadMaddogmk
When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bud."
BurhbankBurnelloy
Why did the auditor cross the
road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last
year.
DovevCorinSR
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
and I
missed 3 commercials.
ErleStuVU